Happy Tuesday! It's oficially Fall now, you know. But try telling that to Oklahoma's weather. I'm wearing a sleeveless top, under duress.

So, the weekend was fun. Our season-opening gala went so well, we all stared at each other afterwards, wondering what happened to the usual little event gliches that pop up out of nowhere. Also, the performance of Romeo and Juliet was amazing. I cried during the death scene, but that shouldn't really be a surprise.

So, I'd like to leave you all with this: every morning, I get to work and check my emails, and I'm always overwhelmed by the amount of spam that makes it through our filter. I usually get several emails about penis enlargement, which I always add to my blocked emails list, but sometimes I happen to see the subject line before hand. The description usually makes me grimace, or sometimes laugh outloud, but today's penis email demanded sharing. It said: "Your penis will make more shadow than a tree."

Have a nice day.