Today:

1. Bryan is sick. Poor thing started getting all achy and feverish last night. This is only the second or third time in the history of our relationship that he has gotten ill without me, because I am the official bearer of illness in our home, so I took the rare opportunity to baby him a little. He ate it up.
2. I wrote a confrontational email to someone only to have it lost when my Internet connection briefly went out. I considered it a divine intervention and didn't compose a new one.
3. I am really annoyed with this spring so far. It has brought a blizzard, agonizing fluctuations of temperature and death to my rosebushes. In only a couple of weeks. I want a refund.
4. We are getting our wood blinds installed. No more fear of flashing the neighbors during my nighttime streaks through the living room.
5. I am reading Twilight. At the ballet on Sunday, an awkward pre-teen informed me that she was so coming to see our Dracula next year, and had I read the Twilight books? Because Edward Cullen was nothing at all like Dracula, but people mistake the two because they're both vampires. I was so bemused by her statements, I finally relented and purchased the paperback at the drugstore last night. Along with a lot of Easter candy I do not need.
6. I really, really want to take a long nap.